Just a girl, who doesn't get enough sex. this is just full of frustrated shit.

topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via harshswipeofreality)

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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via parawho)

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

image

(Source: britanymurphy, via sonoanthony)

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parawho:

ohhowiloveunicorns:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

Idk what this is from but for some reason I can tell the dude is British am I correct?

Yes, yes you are.

(Source: prettylittlekeegan)

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